How many PR people does it take…?
Okay – everyone into the pool:
How many PR people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
PR Manager answer:
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, one to write the press release.
Corporate Communications answer:
We are aware of the light bulb and should we choose to participate, look forward to its implementation.
PR Firm answer:
Hmmm…lightbulb. That depends. Is this a launch? Are we taking it on tour? Let us think about it and we’ll get back to you with a proposal.
Hollywood PR Firm answer:
Just one lightbulb? Goddamn it! When I set this shoot up I told you explicitly that we were to have no less than 20 lightbulbs, a technical advisor and catered lunch for the talent. You want screwed? Give me the name of your boss, asswipe! You’re through in this town!
Brand communications answer:
Let’s not focus on the people or bulbs. Let’s own “light”.
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New PR Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 5:22 pm
How many PR people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? — Valley PR Blog
January 2nd, 2007 at 7:03 pm
Freaking hilarious. The brand communications one is too true. Couldn’t be more vague and unproductive.
Common Sense PR - More PR Humour - No, It’s not an Oxymoron! Says:
January 19th, 2007 at 11:36 am
[...] Wool – How Many PR People Does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb? – the classic joke [...]
January 19th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
What else can I say but … lol…?
You reached me…
January 21st, 2007 at 2:06 pm
It’s called carft service, not “catered lunch” you wannabe. You’ll never eat lunchin this town again!
August 27th, 2009 at 11:36 am
How many pr people does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Why do you want to know and who’s asking?